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» Gary Neville can't resist mocking Pep Guardiola as Salford City land huge FA Cup tie
Gary Neville has kept up the "sacked in the morning" chants that were aimed at Pep Guardiola after Salford City were drawn against Manchester City in the FA Cup
» Saudi Arabia World Cup in 2034 set for new date that will affect Premier League season
The 2034 World Cup, which is set to be held in Saudi Arabia, is in talks to move its traditional summer date to January as the country wishes to avoid a clash with the Ramadan period
» Ruben Amorim ready to give 'special talent' first Man Utd outing - 'I'm really excited'
Leny Yoro is poised to be included in Manchester United's squad for the trip to Arsenal with the summer signing potentially making his first outing under Ruben Amorim
» FA Cup third round draw as holders Man Utd face Arsenal in blockbuster tie
FA Cup holders Manchester United will begin the defence of their crown against Arsenal as Premier League and Championship teams enter the tournament for the first time
» Brazil football legend Ronaldinho to become a grandfather aged just 45
The former Barcelona and AC Milan superstar, a World Cup winner in 2002, is set to become a grandfather after his 19-year-old son Joao's partner, Giovanna Buscacio, revealed she was pregnant
» Ruben Amorim admits Man Utd fans have already left him feeling embarrassed
Ruben Amorim confessed that the new song created by Manchester United fans for him has left him slightly embarrassed following a stellar home Premier League debut
» Ruud van Nistelrooy admits 'big issue' with Jamie Vardy over broken record
Ruud van Nistelrooy finds himself coaching Jamie Vardy at Leicester City - with the Foxes man previously beating his Premier League record for goals in consecutive games
» FA Cup Third Round draw: Man Utd and Arsenal in monstrous tie as Liverpool handed minnows
Manchester United won the FA Cup last season and will begin the defence of their crown with a mouthwatering tie against Arsenal in the third round after the 20 Premier League clubs entered the fray
» Wayne Rooney fights to save Plymouth job as Man Utd icon handed daunting task
Ex-England captain, 39, is facing a mounting crisis with injury-ravaged Championship club with two huge defeats leaving him under immense pressure - and seemingly two games from the sack
» Virgil van Dijk's comments on Arne Slot speak volumes as Liverpool find 'perfect match'
Liverpool have won an astonishing 18 of their first 20 games in all competitions under Arne Slot, following the Dutchman's arrival at Anfield in the summer as replacement for the iconic Jurgen Klopp
» Virgil van Dijk issues decisive message on Liverpool's triple contract stand-off
Liverpool eased to victory over Manchester City on Sunday and are the Premier League's most likely champions as things stand - despite a backdrop of three key players contracts being up at the end of the season
» Bad news for Man Utd as Real Madrid identify Trent Alexander-Arnold alternative
Trent Alexander-Arnold has been heavily linked with a move to Real Madrid but the Spanish giants are considering other options - with Manchester United's Diogo Dalot on their radar
» Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher in agreement on Kevin de Bruyne and Pep Guardiola problem
Kevin de Bruyne has been consigned to the bench since returning from a hamstring injury, with Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher concerned for the Belgian's future
» Ruben Amorim desperate to give Man Utd star who is free agent next summer new contract
Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim has only been in the door two weeks but he's already planning for the club's future and wants one young star to be part of his revolution
» Mohamed Salah 'grows frustrated' with Liverpool as his contract offer goes unanswered
Mohamed Salah is yet to sign a new deal at Liverpool but is open to a 12 month extension as talks continue to drag on as the Egyptian continues to be vocal about his frustration
» Gary Neville silenced by Arne Slot as Liverpool make pundit look foolish for his comments
As Premier League leaders Liverpool continue to purr under Arne Slot, comments made by former Manchester United defender Gary Neville are looking more and more witless by the day
» Ruud van Nistelrooy 'astonished' that short Man Utd stint has led to Leicester job
Ruud van Nistelrooy has found himself a job at Leicester City following Steve Cooper's thanking and has thanked Manchester United for helping put him back on the managerial map
» Ruben Amorim already solving one of Manchester United's biggest problems
Goalscoring was a major issue for Manchester United in the first part of this season, but Ruben Amorim is already solving that problem
» Man City ace's phone to blow up with 'texts from hierarchy' over 'stupid' Liverpool remark
Former Premier League manager Alan Pardew has condemned Stefan Ortega's 'stupid' comments about Liverpool and warned the Man City goalkeeper that he will come to regret them
» Lionel Messi 'set to sign new contract' in clearest 2026 World Cup hint yet
Lionel Messi gave Inter Miami a season to remember after a series of impressive showings, and now he could be set to extend his stay with David Beckham's MLS club
» Man City's Ruben Dias fumes in spiky post-match interview after Liverpool defeat
The Manchester City captain gave a prickly post-match interview to Norwegian TV after the defeat at Anfield, and called on his crisis-hit team-mates to show a "warrior" spirit
» Liverpool get Mo Salah and Trent Alexander-Arnold exit verdict as Reds told one star will stay
THE BIG DEBATE: Liverpool are approaching the January transfer window with the hot-button futures of Mo Salah, Virgil van Dijk and Trent Alexander-Arnold yet to be decided
» Fiorentina confirm Edoardo Bove awake and speaking after collapsing on pitch
Fiorentina's Edoardo Bove was rushed to hospital after collapsing during the first half of their Serie A clash with Inter Milan on Sunday, prompting the fixture to be abandoned
» PSG respond to Mohamed Salah transfer links and make feelings clear on move
Mohamed Salah could leave Liverpool on a free transfer next summer if he's unable to agree a new contract, and Paris Saint-Germain are among the clubs linked with the Egyptian
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» Irreplaceable Virgil van Dijk remains Liverpool’s keystone and spirit animal | Barney Ronay

Defender’s domination of Manchester City striker Erling Haaland represents the contrasting paths of both clubs

Like crocuses pushing up through the soil, like a first glimpse of daffodil in spring, you know something’s up at West Ham, and indeed Everton, when David Moyes starts turning up on Match of the Day 2 like a hopeful uncle at a funeral, looking trim and urgent and chiselled, with perhaps even a slight shade of spray-salon, a touch of Ibiza Whisper.

Moyes did a thorough video debrief for the BBC of Virgil van Dijk’s defending against Erling Haaland at Anfield. This wasn’t the toughest analysis given it basically involved showing Van Dijk gliding about taking the ball away, doing Dad-defender stuff – Erling, we’ve talked about this, you’ll have to wait for Crystal Palace – and generally defanging an elite striker he just seems to have the cheat code to every time.

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» FA Cup third-round draw: holders Manchester United visit Arsenal
  • Non-league side Tamworth to host Tottenham
  • Liverpool v Accrington, Manchester City v Salford

The FA Cup holders Manchester United enter the fray at next month’s third-round stage with a visit to the record 14-time winners Arsenal, in a repeat of the 2005 final.

This stage of the competition sees the arrival of the 44 clubs from the Premier League and Championship, joining the 20 lower-league and non-league sides who won in round two.

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» ‘Special talent’ Leny Yoro in line for overdue Manchester United debut
  • Defender picked up injury in pre-season friendly
  • Ruben Amorim says Yoro could play against Arsenal

Ruben Amorim has revealed “special talent” Leny Yoro could make his Manchester United debut at Arsenal on Wednesday evening. The teenage centre-back has not featured for United since breaking his foot in pre-season after moving from Lille for £52m.

The 19-year-old was injured in a friendly against Arsenal during a tour to America, nine days after joining the club. “I feel that now is a good moment,” Amorim said. “I think he’s a special talent, you have to be careful in this first moment, because we didn’t have too many training [sessions] together.

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» West Ham may approach Sérgio Conceição to replace Julen Lopetegui
  • Portuguese left Porto after winning three titles
  • Lopetegui under pressure after Arsenal rout

West Ham are considering Sérgio Conceição as a replacement for Julen Lopetegui, whose future as manager is under growing pressure after his team’s 5-2 defeat at home against Arsenal last Saturday.

The Guardian revealed last month that the Spaniard’s position hinged on results against ­Newcastle and Arsenal, with defeats in both ­outings likely to have resulted in his dismissal. Lopetegui, hired as David Moyes’s replacement last summer, met the challenge by recording an impressive 2-0 win at Newcastle.

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» Saudi Arabia makes more than 900 sponsor deals in 2034 World Cup plan
  • Kingdom set to be awarded tournament in December
  • Agreements also made with many football federations

Saudi Arabia has struck more than 900 sponsorship deals across the sporting landscape and made dozens of formalised agreements with football federations as it prepares for a controversial coronation to host the 2034 World Cup.

The country’s stranglehold has been laid bare by Play the Game, a Danish-run organisation that aims to promote democracy, transparency and freedom of expression in sport. It maps what its authors describe as Saudi Arabia’s “strategic effort to reshape the Kingdom’s global image while leveraging sport as a tool of geopolitical influence” and underlines how football, in particular, has been targeted in the buildup to the World Cup announcement next week.

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» Barcelona’s edge gone as Las Palmas write their own history at anniversary party | Sid Lowe

League leaders were marking 125 years since forming but defiant and in-form visitors got in the way of celebrations

Barcelona left the party early, their birthday also belonging to those who travelled the furthest to be there. There was music, candles and a cake, a piano, five presidents and Pep Guardiola singing on the screen, or lip-syncing at least, but by the time the club’s 125th-anniversary celebrations closed at the Liceu theatre on Friday night there were no first-team players. A little after half past nine, two hours into their grand gala on the Ramblas, a figure appeared in the shadow of the aisle and gestured to depart, 30 men in grey suits silently slipping out to prepare the final act, the crowning performance: in 14 hours they had a match to play.

There have been thousands of them since 1899 when Mr Kans Kamper [sic] put a 63-word classified in Los Deportes asking if anyone wanted to play foot-vall and 12 turned up. The day after the gala would be Barcelona’s 3,034th in La Liga alone, and the league hadn’t even started for another 40 years after their foundation; it was also supposed to be special, a finale for the festivities. Over 2,000 people had been at the Liceu, among them former players, managers and plenty of politicians, if not the mayor – he supports Espanyol – and on a sunny Saturday high above the city another 43,921 were coming to Montjuic to share the history, the moment.

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» Ipswich reveal captain Sam Morsy chose not to wear rainbow armband
  • Practising Muslim made decision on religious grounds
  • Ipswich ‘stand with the LGBTQ+ community’

Ipswich have revealed their captain, Sam Morsy, chose not to wear a rainbow armband in support of the LGBTQ+ community owing to his religious beliefs. The Premier League and its clubs promoted equality and diversity during the weekend fixtures as part of Stonewall’s Rainbow Laces campaign.

Morsy, who is a practising Muslim, led Ipswich during their 1-0 defeat at Nottingham Forest. The 33-year-old, a Britain-born Egypt interntional, was the only one of the 20 top-flight captains in action not to wear the rainbow armband.

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» Ruud van Nistelrooy insists he will prioritise results over style at Leicester
  • Dutchman wants to steer club out of relegation trouble
  • Former striker is not ‘romantic type of manager’

Ruud van Nistelrooy has stressed he will prioritise results over style in his bid to pull Leicester City clear of relegation trouble, with the Dutchman insisting he is not “the romantic type of manager”. Van Nistelrooy said he was “astonished” by the reaction to his impressive spell in interim charge of Manchester United, which prompted job offers both in England and abroad.

Van Nistelrooy took charge of four United games after Erik ten Hag was sacked, winning three, two of which were against Leicester, one in the Carabao Cup. “It was a good period, short and intense, but I was happy to help, to steady the ship,” said the former United striker. “I really enjoyed creating a connection with the team, with the supporters and turning the momentum for the club for a little bit. That is our job and that felt great to do and it just got better – now I am in the position to do it again.”

Van Nistelrooy, who has signed a two-and-a-half-year contract at Leicester, takes charge of his new side for the first time at home to West Ham on Tuesday. Van Nistelrooy took training for the first time on Sunday, hours after watching their 4-1 defeat at Brentford from the stands in west London. The 2015-16 champions currently sit 16th, one point above the relegation zone.

Van Nistelrooy twice flew into London to hold talks with Leicester’s chairman, Aiyawatt Srivaddhanaprabha, and the club’s director of football, Jon Rudkin, to discuss the job, his first No 1 post since leaving PSV at the end of 2022-23.

Asked about what supporters can expect from Leicester under his leadership, Van Nistelrooy replied: “I’m thinking of one thing before any game I prepare, and that’s winning. When you play top teams in the Premier League, mid-table teams or lower-ranked teams, it sometimes requires a different approach. The style of play is adjusted on: ‘How can we win here?’ I’m not the romantic type of manager who puts style in front of results.

“I love style, I love having the ball, I love creating lots of opportunities, pressing a team high, because you have more of the ball, but we are facing opponents here and we’re not the dominant side in this league. We approach every game in this league to win.”

Van Nistelrooy will manage Jamie Vardy, who broke his goalscoring record in 2015 when he became the first player to score in 11 successive Premier League matches. “It’s a problem, of course, that he broke my record … I told him straightaway, ‘we have a big issue we need to get out of the way before we can even start together,’” Van Nistelrooy joked. “I think I beat him to it. Back in the day I made a tweet about breaking the record and wishing him well and then nine years later I am here. It’s weird how things go sometimes.”

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» Edoardo Bove’s collapse gives a new lesson on what really matters in life | Nicky Bandini

Fiorentina and Inter players had squabbled over a VAR check before the hosts’ midfielder suffered a cardiac arrest

Before Edoardo Bove fell, it had seemed as though a disallowed goal was the most important thing in the world. Fiorentina and Inter were waiting for a VAR check to confirm whether the ball really had gone out as Denzel Dumfries set up Lautaro Martínez to score in the 17th minute of their top-four clash. Players and coaches voiced their disagreement in the usual theatrical terms.

And then, it did not matter at all. Bove had not involved himself in the discussion, waiting in the far half of the pitch. He dropped to a knee for a moment, presumed to be tying a shoelace, but in fact using his hands to steady himself on the turf. After standing back up, he took a handful of steps then collapsed beside Hakan Calhanoglu.

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» Luis Enrique can no longer hide behind ‘The Project’ – PSG need wins | Luke Entwistle

Coach keeps talking about potential but conservatism and unrest are holding his team back, and they are getting worse

By Luke Entwistle for Get French Football News

When Luis Enrique speaks, there is an increasing sense of separation between discourse and reality and it has never been more evident than a week in which PSG’s shortcomings were laid bare for all to see.

A misalignment between what a football manager says, what he does, and what he is achieving is far from uncommon but Luis Enrique explores the extremities of duplicity. “We’re not far from Arsenal,” he said after the humbling 2-0 defeat at the Emirates at the start of October; all those in the stadium and watching on TV likely arrived at a different, much less flattering conclusion as far as PSG are concerned.

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» Man City are spiralling. But what would it take for Guardiola to get the sack? | Jonathan Wilson

The Spaniard is one of the greatest managers in the Premier League era but his club’s aura has vanished. He still has reasons to think his job is safe though

Perhaps the most extraordinary aspect of Sunday afternoon at Anfield was how ordinary it all felt. Everybody came for something apocalyptic and what they got was a league game that felt like pretty much any other league game in which Liverpool beat a side who aren’t as good as them. For a time there was a thought that Liverpool might pay for failing to take advantage of their early domination, for missing decent chances. But Manchester City are no longer the almost supernatural force they once were; eventually they made two mistakes in quick succession, giving away first possession and then a penalty, and the game was Liverpool’s.

Even Pep Guardiola seems to have accepted it is over. After the – frankly uncomfortable – sight of him clawing at his own scalp on Tuesday as they tossed away a three-goal lead against Feyenoord, he responded to chants of “You’re getting sacked in the morning” by grinning and raising six fingers to denote the number of Premier League titles he has won. Unfortunately, it also denotes how many of their last seven games City have lost.

This is an extract from Soccer with Jonathan Wilson, a weekly look from the Guardian US at the game in Europe and beyond. Subscribe for free here. Have a question for Jonathan? Email soccerwithjw@theguardian.com, and he’ll answer the best in a future edition

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» Wiegman ready to make Lionesses ‘uncomfortable’ in push for Euro 2025
  • England manager will ‘rotate a lot’ before tournament
  • Chloe Kelly and Fran Kirby injuries ‘very disappointing’

Sarina Wiegman says she has wanted England’s players to feel uncomfortable so they can learn new things before Euro 2025.

With seven months to go until the tournament, the defending champions welcome its hosts, Switzerland, to Sheffield’s Bramall Lane on Tuesday for their fourth and final friendly of a block of home games this autumn. The Lionesses have lost to Germany, beaten South Africa and drawn with the USA, the Olympic champions.

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» How the Guardian ranked the 100 best female footballers in the world 2024

Leading coaches, former players and journalists from the women’s game are among the 99 judges for this year’s list

It is time for our seventh edition of the best 100 female footballers in the world and here are the 99 judges who took part in this year’s voting.

Our panel once again includes some of the most respected and influential coaches in the women’s game, including Kansas City Current head coach Vlatko Andonovski, Lyon’s Joe Montemurro and Bayern Munich’s Alexander Strauss.

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» Sahin’s sober Dortmund finally click but canny Kompany has the answer | Andy Brassell

The BVB coach’s ‘plan worked perfectly’ in Klassiker draw but Bayern’s manager continues to be full of surprises

The meaning of Der Klassiker has changed significantly down the years. Having been a zenith fixture of Bayern Munich v current challenger of substance in the past, it is now set in stone in the post-Klopp years as the Rekordmeister v Borussia Dortmund, that branding remaining even with BVB having largely morphed from genuine challenger to most frequent irritant.

There is a comforting regularity to it. The opener in Dortmund as autumn turns to winter, the April return in Munich and, so often, the arena in which BVB dreams of bigger and better are turned to mulch. The 5-0 at Allianz Arena in spring 2019 which was done and dusted inside the first 20 minutes, holding BVB’s title charge in check. Bayern’s win here in 2020 in front of no fans, snuffing out any home hopes of the Bundesliga just days after the post-Covid resumption. This time last year, it was Harry Kane’s hat-trick in his first Klassiker that told Dortmund the longings for putting right their loss of the title on the final day of 2022-23 were not rooted in reality.

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» ‘The perfect match’: Van Dijk praises Slot’s impact on Klopp’s Liverpool squad
  • Anfield club nine points clear at top of Premier League
  • ‘He makes sure we keep working and keep improving’

Virgil van Dijk believes Liverpool found the “perfect match” for their tight-knit, experienced squad when appointing Arne Slot as Jürgen Klopp’s successor.

Slot’s stunning start continued on Sunday with a dominant win against Manchester City, who trail the Premier League leaders by 11 points with just over a third of the season gone. The 46-year-old has won 90% of his matches, including against the champions of Europe and of England in the space of five days, to take Liverpool top of the Premier League and Champions League.

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» Football Daily | A stunning lack of artfulness on another day to forget for Manchester City

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Towards the end of his beleaguered Manchester City side’s trimming at the hands of Liverpool at Anfield, Pep Guardiola raised a couple of hands of his own but far from surrendering in the same manner as the players he had picked, the Spaniard was in defiant mood. Turning in his technical area to acknowledge the scouse serenade of “You’re getting sacked in the morning!” echoing around the ground, the City boss chomped hard on the bait and raised six digits to remind all those in the chorus how many Premier League titles he has won. Unfortunately for him it is also the same number of games his team have now lost in their past seven outings, a statistic quickly seized upon by assorted Social Media Disgrace wags who wished to pile even more ridicule on poor old Pep.

I’ve been criticised since I was a 16-year-old boy, my whole career. What you always want is weapons to fight back with – at the minute we’ve got none. So we have to take it on the chin and hope that we get through this, because the last two games arguably have been the toughest and hardest week of my managerial career. It was very difficult walking over and not feel embarrassed to show our appreciation to the fans” – the behind-the-scenes Plymouth Argyle documentary is in danger of having its lead character killed off in the first episode after the Pilgrims’ 4-0 thrashing at Bristol City.

The post-Klopp Kop had a pop at Pep. He tried to linger, offered a single finger (plus five), but he’d seen a Red humdinger. City will back him, no chance they’ll sack him. But with Pep being slighted, and weaknesses sighted, could he even be caught by Rubén’s United? (I know I ought to get out more, but you know what, I don’t even care)” – Mark McFadden.

After a 2-0 defeat, a warning for City fans: taking too much Peptalk Dismal can increase the risk of side effects, including feeling or being sick, feeling confused, dizzy or tired, deafness, or ringing or buzzing in your ears” – James Boyle.

As an Arsenal supporter, I found myself cheering on Liverpool yesterday, even though I probably should have been hoping for a City win. I think I’ve been hurt so often by City that I’m having trouble being rational. My psychiatrist says I have PTSD: Pep Traumatic Stress Disorder. She thinks I’ve lost touch with reality when I suggest he’s just bored and toying with us, seeing how far he can fall behind before City win their final 25 matches with a goal difference of 107 and take the title by 10 points at a canter again” – Chris Jersan.

What a difference six years makes. From Scott McTominay getting stick from the Manchester United fans just for passing the ball backwards, all the way back in the days when they used to beat Liverpool (and with the Once a Special One, then a Happy One, now a Moaning in Turkey One, doing a once in a lifetime ‘blame me not the player’), to scoring the winner to boost Napoli’s title bid. As Andy Gray used to patronisingly say on co-commentary after someone, probably Robert Pires, scored a world class goal in the early 2000s, ‘Take a bow son, take a bow’” – Noble Francis.

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» Every Women’s Championship match to be shown live on YouTube next season
  • All 132 games in 2025-26 season will be streamed
  • Sky continues to have rights to select TV fixtures

Every Women’s Championship match will be streamed live on the league’s YouTube channel from next season onwards, the Guardian can reveal. The move will lead to roughly a sixfold increase in the number of second-tier fixtures being shown live from next season, up from the usual one match per gameweek at present to 100% of games being available.

According to sources, the coverage of Championship matches will also be produced with a minimum of two cameras to provide alternative angles, rather than the single‑camera coverage which has typically been provided for Championship matches this season.

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» At least 56 people killed in crush at Guinea football stadium

Witnesses say people scrambled to escape after teargas used during pitch invasion at match in Nzérékoré

At least 56 people have died and dozens of others were injured in a crowd crush at a football stadium in southern Guinea, authorities in the west African state said.

The Stade du 3 Avril in Nzérékoré, the country’s second largest city, was hosting the final of a football tournament in honour of the leader of the country’s junta, Mamady Doumbouya, on Sunday afternoon. Local reports said thousands of spectators were present at the stadium and children were among the victims but did not give a definitive figure in either case.

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» Manchester City’s Stefan Ortega claims Liverpool ‘not best part of UK’ after loss
  • Home fans chanted ‘sacked in the morning’ at Guardiola
  • City manager says: ‘I didn’t expect that from Anfield’

Pep Guardiola said he expected more respect at Anfield after being taunted about the sack during Manchester City’s defeat at Liverpool, with the chants prompting the goalkeeper Stefan Ortega to criticise the city as “not the best part in the UK”.

Guardiola held six fingers up to the Anfield crowd – one for each Premier League title he has won at City – in response to chants of “You’re getting sacked in the morning”, as Liverpool moved 11 points clear of the faltering champions with a 2-0 win.

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» ‘Prison didn’t touch the sides’: Tony Adams on addiction, losing the man who saved him and helping others

The former Arsenal and England captain believes he has finally ‘grown up’, with ‘no tentacles’ from his troubled past

Tony Adams has always been a contradiction. He led and captained an elite Arsenal dressing room for 14 years but struggled to care for himself. The epitome of bravery on the pitch and “a scared little boy” off it. A career full of drive and determination but also weak will. These days, the contradictions are softer. An East End boy living in the Cotswolds, a recovered alcoholic happily married to a member of the Teacher’s whisky dynasty. A snappy dresser with a messy haircut. The difference is that, unlike the old days, everything seems to fit.

“I’ve got no angst of the past any more,” says Adams. “I’ve cleaned that up – I’m 28 years without a drink or a drug. I’m comfortable in my own skin for the first time in my life. I’ve grown up. There are no tentacles from the past now.”

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» Liverpool 2-0 Manchester City: player ratings from Anfield

Mohamed Salah was the brightest jewel in Liverpool’s gleaming crown while Nathan Aké was City’s best

Caoimhín Kelleher Only had one save to make all game, when Kevin De Bruyne pounced on a Van Dijk slip, and delivered to keep Liverpool’s 11th clean sheet of the season. 7/10

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» What footballers’ career paths can teach us in an age of uncertainty | Jason Stockwood

Players face a harsh gear change when they retire, and must reapply their skills accordingly – even training to be referees

The past 50 years have brought a dramatic transformation in how we live our lives. The next half-century promises to keep up that pace. The once-reliable roadmap of education, a steady job, a foothold on the housing ladder and a clear path to retirement has been replaced by uncertainty that is playing out in our lives. We’ve entered an age of increasing complexity in our economic and social structures. Traditional certainties have unravelled and we find ourselves in a world where even fundamental milestones such as a singular career, buying a home or planning a future seem much less certain. That’s partly why we have the politics we have.

In this new landscape, the smooth arc of our lives is being redrawn as a series of peaks. The state’s age of retirement is creeping up, driven by the twin forces of longer life expectancies and the need to keep people economically active for longer. Simultaneously, the beginning of adulthood is stretching out like never before. The psychologist Jonathan Haidt suggests that adolescence now extends into the mid-20s as those young adults fortunate enough to have stable homes stay under the protective umbrella of their parents for longer, partly out of emotional closeness but also because of the staggering financial barriers to independence. This further embeds disadvantages for those without the networks and resources that wealth and stability can bring.

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» Charismatic Emma Hayes shows WSL what it has been missing this season | Tom Garry

On the touchline or off it, the former Chelsea manager is still the biggest draw in the women’s game

Football needs great characters and, for 12 years, English women’s football was all the more interesting for the presence of one of the most charismatic coaches in the sport in the form of Emma Hayes; never afraid to speak her mind, never dull and scarcely ever beaten. Perhaps the Women’s Super League and the wider English game did not realise quite how much it was missing Hayes until she brought her Olympic champions to London and reminded everyone what a difference a sprinkle of personality can make in helping to grow a sport.

The match itself was rather unexciting, but the USA coach somehow made the occasion anything but. The tone was set at the start of the week when Hayes hosted a press conference in a pub in Camden. Where else? She joked about the venue smelling of “fart and feet”, before pouring some pints from behind the bar. It would be unfair to label the 12 current WSL managers as dull by comparison but it is undeniably true that none of them can yet grab a room’s attention quite like Hayes can, guarantee as many column inches or stir up quite so much attention for a friendly fixture.

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» Saka and Ødegaard’s special relationship has Arsenal humming | Barney Ronay

No Arsenal player is benefiting more from the captain’s return than his ruthless buddy on the wing, as West Ham found out

Oh for heavens’s sake, get a room. Actually don’t. This is, on reflection, a global spectator sport. But show a little restraint. People are watching. Including, it seemed for much of the first half at the London Stadium, the entire West Ham defence.

There were times during those 49 wild minutes when Bukayo Saka and Martin Ødegaard seemed to be playing pretty much in the same pocket of air, like a pair of hummingbirds, beautifully conjoined.

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» Conor Bradley’s raw energy too much for Mbappé and wins roar of approval | Barney Ronay

The young Liverpool full-back produced a brilliant tackle to deny the Real Madrid star in the night’s defining image

With 30 minutes gone at Anfield there was a moment of home-crowd theatre that would stand as the defining image of this 2-0 Liverpool victory, perhaps even of Conor Bradley’s young career to date, and which also produced surely the loudest and most visceral roar of the night. And let’s face it, who doesn’t like a loud and visceral roar.

It came from a Liverpool corner, Kylian Mbappé carrying the ball upfield, and feeling the night start to open up ahead of him. At which, point: enter Bradley, haring across from the left, with an energy that stated very clearly this was not a footballer intent on harrying or jockeying or showing Mbappé the outside, but who instead intended to separate Mbappé’s feet, and also the ball, from the Anfield turf.

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» 'Maybe I deserve to be sacked': Guardiola laments loss as Slot says he needs 'no sympathy' – video

Manchester City suffered their fourth successive Premier League defeat for the first time under Pep Guardiola after a 2-0 loss away to Liverpool. During the game Liverpool fans serenaded Guardiola with 'sacked in the morning' chants.

'Maybe I deserve to be sacked, honestly,' the Manchester City manager said. 'Maybe I'm still in the job because we won six Premier Leagues. A lot of titles. Otherwise the hierarchy maybe would be thinking that this does not work.'

When asked on Guardiola's struggles, the Liverpool manager, Arne Slot, said: 'You feel sympathy or empathy with the managers that are in a really bad place. They've either lost many games or they are down at the bottom of the league ... Last season City were eight points behind Arsenal I think in February. No one has to feel empathy or sorry for Pep. Maybe for other managers but not for Pep. He has won so many things and he will be able to bring City back.'

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» Manchester United fans protest 'unethical' increase in ticket prices – video

Hundreds of Manchester United fans gathered in front of Old Trafford to protest against a recent increase in matchday ticket prices. Prices, which previously started at £40 for adults and £25 for children, were raised to £66 per game, with no concessions for children or pensioners. The move comes as part of the co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s efforts to make United more financially sustainable in the face of losses.

Fans outside the ground called the move 'unethical' and directed a number of chants at the ownership. Some Everton supporters also joined their United counterparts while Manchester City and Liverpool fans staged their own protest at Anfield in solidarity to support the Football Supporters' Association's 'Stop Exploiting Loyalty' campaign.

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» 'I have to prove myself now': Pep Guardiola vows to reverse Manchester City's slump – video

Pep Guardiola says Manchester City will take it one game at a time before Sunday's Premier League encounter with Liverpool. The champions have not won a match since beating Southampton 1-0 on 26 October, and have lost three straight Premier League games.

Guardiola said: 'We will be back, I know that ... I know the people say: "Why is Pep not in trouble, why is he not sacked?" I have this margin because of what we have done over the last eight years.' Despite his track record – City have won the past four Premier League titles – he said: 'I have to prove myself now.'

‘I have this margin’: Pep Guardiola feels protected from sack by past success

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» 'One of them now': Ruben Amorim thanks fans after Manchester United's win over Bodø/Glimt – video

Ruben Amorim thanked Manchester United supporters after his team came from behind to beat Bodø/Glimt 3-2 in the Europa League on Thursday night. Despite Alejandro Garnacho's early goal the hosts found themselves trailing 2-1 before Rasmus Højlund's double secured victory.

"Half of the stadium doesn't know me and I have done nothing for this club – yet – but the way they support me in the beginning, I feel like I am not alone," Amorim said. "Like I am one of them now. It was really special."

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» 'Difficult to swallow': Guardiola reacts to Manchester City's Feyenoord collapse – video

Pep Guardiola said Manchester City's 3-3 Champions League draw at Feyenoord was 'difficult to swallow', adding his players are desperate for a win. Guardiola's side squandered a three-goal lead inside the last 16 minutes. Ilkay Gündogan struck early in the second half to add to Erling Haaland's double, however, the visitors achieved a memorable comeback.

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» Football team take to pitch despite floodwaters during Storm Bert – video

Footage shows players from Lydney Town AFC in Gloucestershire heading the ball and swimming in waist-deep floodwaters as they refused to let Storm Bert stop them from taking to the pitch. The club shared the footage on social media alongside the caption: 'Can’t believe I’m saying this … but GAME ON! Teams are out and kick off is imminent'

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» ‘Bring it home for Marta’: Moorhouse reveals what drove Orlando to NWSL title
  • Goalkeeper describes Brazilian as ‘one in a billion’
  • ‘We had this calmness, this stillness and belief,’ she says

Orlando Pride’s determination to ensure that their “one-in-a-billion” Brazilian Marta won her first National Women’s Soccer League championship title helped focus their resolve to get over the line, says the team’s goalkeeper Anna Moorhouse.

The 38-year-old Marta, who was named as Fifa’s women’s footballer of the year six times between 2006 and 2018, had spent seven seasons with Orlando without lifting a trophy before the team became only the second in the NWSL to win the league winner’s shield and the championship title in the same campaign after defeating Washington Spirit 1-0 in Saturday’s final. Marta’s compatriot Luana, who was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma in April, missed the final but did feature in the semi-final.

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» Nostalgic Serie A five-a-side teams: picking a lineup for … Genoa

The club last won Serie A a century ago but modern-day icons, led up front by Diego Milito, deserve their place

Stephen Kasiewicz for The Gentleman Ultra

It is de rigueur to ignore the heroes of the past to focus on the stars of the present when selecting any all-time greats team. The skewed formula cannot be applied when choosing five players to represent the oldest club in Italy.

Considering Genoa won the last of their nine Serie A titles in 1924 it would be a straightforward task to compose a team solely from that period. Yet I couldn’t leave out some modern-day icons and decided it would be much more fun to pick a team of Il Grifone players from three different eras.

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» MLS Cup final set as LA Galaxy to host surprise package New York Red Bulls
  • Galaxy and Red Bulls reach final with Saturday wins
  • Andres Reyes powers New York to 1-0 win over Orlando
  • Dejan Joveljić lifts Los Angeles in 1-0 win over Seattle

The Los Angeles Galaxy will host the New York Red Bulls in the MLS Cup final after the pair won their conference championship games on Saturday.

The Red Bulls will have a chance to win their first MLS Cup title after a 1-0 win at Orlando City.

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» Marta has lived through long, lean years. Now she has another title

After sticking with the Orlando Pride through nearly a decade’s worth of mediocrity, the Brazilian was rewarded for her loyalty with her first win in a final at club level in 13 years

For so long, on so many occasions, it felt like Marta’s time. On Saturday, it finally was.

The Orlando Pride, captained by the 38-year-old Brazilian playmaker and spearheaded by incandescent striker Barbra Banda, completed one of the most dominant seasons in NWSL history on Saturday with a 1-0 win over the Washington Spirit in the league’s championship game. The title is the team’s first ever, and Marta’s first win in a final at club level since the 2011 WPS championship with the Western New York Flash.

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» David de Gea is reborn and central to Fiorentina’s Serie A renaissance | Nicky Bandini

Goalkeeper is at heart of team reviving and defying expectations thanks to seven straight Serie A wins

David de Gea said on day one that he wanted to “make history” with Fiorentina. Three months later, you could make a case he has already succeeded. The Viola won their seventh consecutive Serie A game on Sunday, 2-0 away to Como. Only once before – back in 1960 – have they achieved such a run in the Italian top-flight.

The Spaniard has been essential. De Gea collected his fifth clean sheet against Como, more than any other goalkeeper has managed since he made his league debut on 15 September. He is having to work for them, too.

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» Christian Ilzer’s people-centric approach revives Hoffenheim spirit | Andy Brassell

Manager arrived with a reputation for transformation and rejuvenated team with spirited 4-3 win against RB Leipzig

Less talk, more action? Having stepped out of Austrian football for the first time in his career, Christian Ilzer has taken the opposite approach as he seeks to establish himself and to find his feet at Hoffenheim. Appointed to the top job little more than a week ago, the new head coach took over an alarming situation, with his new European-qualified team teetering just above a weak-looking bottom three. Yet he immediately felt that making time to chat was the best start. “Of course, it takes a lot of conversations to find out what makes the guys tick,” Ilzer enthused. “When you’re dealing with people, one of the most important skills is listening. That was one of my main jobs.”

In an era when a head coach’s ability to create their own brand is still thought of as imperative, taking a moment to assess exactly why Pellegrino Matarazzo’s reign fell apart needed to happen. Understanding, rather than recrimination. The degree of faith Ilzer has already fostered is evident. There were many moments when Hoffenheim could have shouldered arms on his Saturday debut against RB Leipzig, but they never did. Three times they came from behind and after the last of those, Jacob Bruun Larsen headed in a winner to inspire the closest you will get to delirium in the stands of the ProZero Arena.

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» Brest’s Cinderella story continues against Barcelona despite domestic slide | Eric Devin

Éric Roy’s side have enjoyed early success in Champions League but could be fighting relegation at season’s end

By Eric Devin for Get French Football News

While they were humbled by an attack-minded Monaco on Friday evening at the Stade Louis II, as Brest prepare to take on Barcelona in the first “big test” of their maiden Champions League campaign (Bayer Leverkusen notwithstanding), it’s worth reflecting on the Bretons’ progress to date and a look at how Tuesday’s match may shape up given some unfortunate injury news for Éric Roy’s side.

Despite playing gamely against a Monaco side who have been mightily impressive this season, Brest lost 3-2 but, more importantly, lost Pierre Lees-Melou. The veteran midfielder had only recently returned from an injury and his positive influence on the team was palpable in the draw against Leverkusen.

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» New York Red Bulls silence NYCFC to reach Eastern Conference final
  • Red Bulls beat NYCFC 2-0 to reach MLS Cup last four
  • No 7 seed will face Atlanta or Orlando in East final

Dante Vanzeir notched an assist on a first-half goal by Felipe Carballo and then scored nine minutes later, and Carlos Coronel made them stand up by posting his seventh career clean sheet against New York City FC in the New York Red Bulls’ 2-0 victory in an Eastern Conference semi-final at Citi Field on Saturday night.

The seventh-seeded Red Bulls will play the winner of Sunday’s semi-final between No 9 seed Atlanta United and fourth-seeded Orlando City for the conference championship and the right to play for the MLS Cup.

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» Mentally and physically fatigued Mary Fowler pulls out of Matildas squad
  • Man City forward to miss friendlies against Brazil and Taiwan
  • Fowler will still travel to Australia to spend time with family

Football fans in Queensland and Victoria will miss out on seeing Mary Fowler in coming friendlies against Brazil and Taiwan after the Matildas forward withdrew from the Australian squad citing mental and physical fatigue.

The side is already without striker Sam Kerr as she continues her rehabilitation after a serious knee injury, as well as winger Cortnee Vine who has taken a mental health break from football.

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» Next Generation 2024: 60 of the best young talents in world football

From Franco Mastantuono to Estêvão, we select some of the most talented players born in 2007. Check the progress of our classes of 2023 | 2022 | 2021 | 2020 | 2019 and look at the editions from further back

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» Next Generation 2024: 20 of the best talents at Premier League clubs

We pick the best youngsters at each club born between 1 September 2007 and 31 August 2008, an age band known as first-year scholars. Check the progress of our classes of 2023 | 2022 | 2021 | 2020 | 2019and look at the editions from further back

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» Next Generation 2023: 60 of the best young talents in world football

From Warren Zaïre-Emery to Endrick, we select some of the best players born in 2006. Check the progress of our classes of 2022 | 2021 | 2020 | 2019 | 2018

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» Gianluca Busio, Gio Reyna and the rest of Next Generation 2019: how have they got on?

The two Americans were on our list five years ago but their paths show the professional game is rarely straightforward

Career paths are rarely straightforward, whether in football or any other area of life. Circumstances often change. Injuries and illnesses happen, there are often changes in leadership which have an impact on the individual while personal lives also play a part.

Career paths are therefore very difficult to predict. Looking down the list of our 2019 Next Generation, which we have now followed for five years, there were no guarantees any of the players would become household names. OK, Alex Holiga, who covers the Balkans for us, was confident that Josko Gvardiol would make it big – which he has – but apart from him, and perhaps Ansu Fati, Eduardo Camavinga and Jérémy Doku, there were no certainties.

A remarkable year for the youngster. Made his Bundesliga debut on 18 January and has not looked back since. He now has 23 first-team appearances and has established himself as a starter and one of the most talented young players in Europe. “I’m still learning a lot tactically,” he said in August. “There is a very big difference between youth and professional football. Making the right movements and creating space for myself and others is what I still need to learn the most.

A tumultuous year for the young American who was caught in the crossfire of a feud between his own family and the USMNT coach, Gregg Berhalter, after the World Cup, during which he played a mere 52 minutes of the US’s four games. Injuries have once again hampered him but he is back to full fitness now and a US return seems likely too after talks with Berhalter.

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» Hard-nosed Liverpool hold firm on Salah but must wonder if it makes sense | Barney Ronay

As Manchester City finally become interesting, Liverpool have been rescued from chaos by the likable Arne Slot

There are certain fixed rules in scriptwriting. These are laid down by the kind of guru-led Californian movie masterclasses designed to help frat boys and slackers produce endless identical pitches, usually starring a troubled Nicolas Cage reuniting his family by machine-gunning central European men on yachts.

Introduce conflict. Make your chief protagonist complex but also likable, perhaps by having them wear a hat or sunglasses. Have a climax where your two main characters climb a tall structure to stage a dramatic shootout, thereby symbolising moral jeopardy, and also the climbing of tall structures. Above all remember that every successful Hollywood movie can basically be summarised with the phrase “Daddy, I love you”, from Casablanca to Star Wars to Top Gun.

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» Steve Cooper’s tepid Leicester reign was doomed from the very start

Disappointing results and an uninspiring style aside, the former Forest manager was always fighting an uphill battle

By Ben McAleer for WhoScored

Few in Leicester would have shed a tear when news of Steve Cooper’s dismissal was announced on Sunday. Following in the footsteps of Enzo Maresca was tough enough and the club appointing a head coach dismissed by their rivals Nottingham Forest last December did not sit well with supporters. In effect Cooper had to scale a mountain to win over the fanbase.

Saturday’s 2-1 home loss to Chelsea spelled the end of his second spell in the Midlands. That it was Maresca in the opposing dugout at the King Power Stadium was a cruel twist of fate. It extended Leicester’s winless run in all competitions to five and leaves them a point above the drop zone. Cooper has overseen two league wins, and one of those was at 10-man Southampton, where they came from two goals down to win 3-2.

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» Schooled like Mourinho: Amorim’s path from pioneering Lisbon university

Portugal’s coaches and players are all the rage in part thanks to links forged between academia and the game

They always knew Ruben Amorim was a special one at the faculty of human kinetics. “I interviewed him for the course and from the start it was obvious,” says Prof António Veloso, José Mourinho’s former classmate, who runs the high-performance football coaching course at the faculty, which is affiliated to the University of Lisbon.

“The students needed to do an essay on specialist topics and Ruben’s results were fantastic. He had a leadership role in the group. When we were doing tactical drills on the pitch all the other students were looking at Ruben’s and asking for his opinion. But he was very humble.”

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» Football Daily | A visit to Anfield that could lead to another manic Monday for Guardiola

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Following his side’s Bigger Cup win over what currently passes for the reigning champions on Wednesday night, Arne Slot told TNT Sports he was looking forward to spending a little bit of downtime with his family, who were over in Merseyside for the week from the Netherlands. While it might have seemed an odd thing for a Premier League manager to admit with a game against Manchester City to prepare for, one suspects most Liverpool fans wouldn’t have batted an eyelid if he’d announced he was going to spend the next few days slumped in a Bold Street doorway while painted bright orange and slurping from a bottle of Buckfast, because in Arne they trust and if that’s what he thinks will help get his side a result on Sunday then it’s fine by them.

I was a football player. Videos more than 12 minutes? Forget it, because of concentration … Instead of video, we do it like walking and jogging – it’s a way to do it. And showing some videos” – Ruben Amorim, there, on how some of his tactical Manchester United sessions will have be played out like a game of walking football because his players are so tired.

I only read Big Website of course (ahem), but on the few occasions I approach the rest of the internet looking for information, my favourite type of article is rapidly becoming famous footballers ‘colloborating with brands’, lowering themselves to hawking rubbish for money they don’t even need and trying to justify it on the basis that they co-designed ‘the perfect bag’ with such deep insights into the creative process like ‘I travel so much and I wanted something which had lots of pockets. You have to have deep pockets’” – Noble Francis.

Having seen the quote from PSV’s defender Ryan Flamingo in yesterday’s Bigger Cup Corner, I couldn’t help but wonder if they might not have needed such a comeback from 2-0 down had Ryan not been standing on one leg” – Nick Jeffery.

It must have come as something of a shock to young Chelsea fans to see serial Chelsea badge-kisser Frank Lampard turning out in a Hammers shirt in Thursday’s Football Daily. Now the old boy is off to Ryton, to coach the 1987 FA Cup winners. Imagine next season. Lampard’s Chelsea reserves versus potentially Ruud van Nistelrooy’s Leicester in the M69 derby. It won’t just be the managers wondering what the M69 is, or why it is a derby” – Steve Roberts.

Send letters to the.boss@theguardian.com. Today’s letter o’ the day winner is …. Nick Jeffery, who lands their very own piece of Football Weekly merch. Terms and conditions for our competitions can be viewed here.

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» Liverpool look the Real deal against Madrid: Football Weekly Extra - podcast

Max Rushden is joined by Barry Glendenning, Lars Sivertsen, Mark Langdon and Sid Lowe as Liverpool beat Real Madrid and remain top of the Champions League table

Rate, review, share on Apple Podcasts, Soundcloud, Audioboom, Mixcloud, Acast and Stitcher, and join the conversation on Facebook, Twitter and email.

On the podcast today: Arne Slot continues the best ever start as Liverpool manager with an impressive 2-0 win over Real Madrid. The panel ask whether Kylian Mbappé is failing to live up to expectations.

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» David Squires on … Manchester City and a visit from exorcist Ian Holloway

Our cartoonist on how the Premier League champions may need a hand from Swindon’s paranormal investigator

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» TP Mazembe pull off Champions League shock as search for fanfare continues | Moving the Goalposts

Congolese club claimed glory in Africa’s premier women’s club competition but tournament struggled for crowds

This certainly wasn’t on my bingo card. Coming into the fourth edition of the CAF Women’s Champions League, expectations were that the continental title would be retained by Mamelodi Sundowns of South Africa or regained by the Moroccan hosts, Asfar Rabat. Between them they had won all three previous editions of Africa’s premier women’s club competition. Instead, it was TP Mazembe, a Congolese club only founded four years ago, who claimed continental glory with a 1-0 win in El Jadida.

With Asfar Rabat having already beaten Mazembe 3-1 in the group stage, the 15,000 partisan Moroccan fans would have been expecting a procession but Marlène Kasaj’s 10th-minute penalty, awarded after VAR intervention, silenced the crowd. After that, and in front of the Morocco head coach, Jorge Vilda, sacked by Spain in the aftermath of Luis Rubiales kissing Jenni Hermoso, Asfar failed to threaten the Mazembe goal and the away side saw out a relatively comfortable victory. The tournament’s top scorer and breakout star, Doha El Madani, came closest with a free-kick she sent just wide of the post but in truth it was Mazembe who carried a greater threat on a day when they subdued their usually free-scoring opponents.

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» Nostalgic Serie A five-a-side teams: picking a lineup for … Udinese

A club that punches above its weight, Le Zebrette have calmness, flair and focal point up front in Oliver Bierhoff

James Oddy for The Gentleman Ultra

For a club that have never won a Serie A title, picking a five a side team made up of former Udinese players proved monumentally difficult. Nestled in north-east Italy, Udine is significantly closer to Slovenia’s capital of Ljubljana than Rome. Yet it has been a nursery for many elite players, as well as providing the stability and seclusion for the more mature player to find their feet and flourish.

This side is a mixture of youth and experience and helps to emphasise just how much talent has graced the Stadio Friuli. My selection based primarily on players who played during my lifetime and ones that would flourish in the five a side game.

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» North London is red and Merseyside is blue – Women’s Football Weekly podcast

Faye Carruthers is joined by Suzy Wrack, Jenna Schillaci and Sophie Downey to discuss all the weekend’s WSL games

On today’s pod, the panel discusses Chelsea’s rise to the top of the WSL table after a hard-fought win over Manchester City. Is this the start of their title charge?

The panel also looks at the late drama across the league, with Fran Kirby’s goal sealing Brighton’s victory and Ebony Salmon coming off the bench to give Aston Villa their first win of the season.

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» Golden Goal: Brian McClair for Manchester United v Sheffield Wednesday (1991)

It may have been an absolute mess, but McClair’s two-yard wonder strike was a window into the human soul

The reality of corporeality is a hard thing to process; just look at what we look like! But somehow, the agglomeration of weird shapes and freaky textures that comprises us responds to instructions from the quivering lump of jelly that really comprises us, and thus does football eventuate. Jesse Armstrong once said that if a joke isn’t working, one thing to try is sticking it an enclosed space so “the characters are up in each other’s physicality” and such is our beautiful game: a chaotic, hilarious gumbo of bodies controlled by brains that are fickle, stressed and distractible, having been socialised into the fanatical pursuit of an arbitrary aim to which has been ascribed inherent moral value.

Many of the most preposterous events I’ve seen in my life have been football-related: consider John Terry arranging for himself to take a Champions League-winning penalty and adjusting his captain’s armband en route, then slipping and crying, or Steven Gerrard coming on for his last appearance against Manchester United after spending the entirety of the first half being wound up by the away end, then getting himself sent off 38 seconds later. For balance, I was also at the Stadium of Light on the last day of 2011-12, but we all have our own favourites: those moments when players, asked to process footballing obsession multiplied by the human condition, simply cannot.

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» Champions League review: Slot and Amorim shine as a Swedish star rises

There were boosts for Liverpool and Manchester United (by proxy). We hand out honours and dishonours from the latest round of action

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» First Premier League weekend on Bluesky was nice and soft but X hard-edges remain | John Brewin

Discourse on social media platform lacked toxicity of the old place but there were signs it will eventually go that way

Hello, I’m new here, though you might know me from the other place. The sun is shining in the sky, there ain’t a cloud in sight, I’m here for good humour and polite social media intercourse. Thanks for the starter pack. Welcome, then, to Bluesky, where the algorithm isn’t jammed hard-right, the self-policing not too strong-arm, though there was that strange chap who listed the schools everyone attended.

After the Twitterectomy (to use Nick Cave’s indelicate term for this liberal migration) to a promised land where Elon Musk doesn’t quote-tweet articles on the Great Replacement Theory as being “interesting”. Now, how would this new Xanadu shape up when placed into the hottest kiln of public debate known to humankind? Forget geopolitics and burning social issues, forget even Donald Trump, the truest test is a Premier League weekend.

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» Southampton are doomed but it’s clear why Russell Martin will not change | Jonathan Wilson

Few managers are idealists but the truth for the man in charge at St Mary’s is that his players aren’t good enough to stay up

There has, at least, been a win to break the pattern. But Southampton’s victory over Everton was followed immediately by defeat by Wolves and so they spent the international break bottom of the table. They have taken four points from 11 games. In only two games this season have Southampton had the better xG – on the opening day, when they lost 1-0 at 10-man Newcastle, and in the 1-1 draw at Ipswich. They are, barring something miraculous, doomed.

The routine has become familiar. Southampton play their goal-kicks short. They pass the ball neatly. They have a lot of possession; 56.6% – only three teams in the Premier League are averaging more. They don’t take their chances – no side have hit a lower percentage of shots on target this season. Somebody makes a mistake – perhaps one of their players, perhaps the referee – they concede and the game is lost.

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» Christian Vieri: ‘Just like the West Indies, you’ve got to be ­confident in life’

Inter legend enjoyed a remarkable career in Spain and Italy, but football was not his only love growing up in Sydney

I am having to explain to Christian Vieri that despite us being in London and only a few miles from Lord’s, organising a game of cricket with Sir Ian Botham is probably going to be a bit tricky. I just don’t have that sort of pulling power, but also because the former Ashes legend is in Australia and a bit banged up after falling into crocodile-filled waters on a fishing trip.

The thing is, Vieri – the former striker who at one time became the most expensive footballer in the world when he moved to Internazionale in 1999 for about £30m – doesn’t just like cricket, he loves it, having spent most of his childhood in Australia.

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» Saudi Arabia’s World Cup: how close could Fifa get to corporate manslaughter?

In a country where thousands of migrant workers have died since 2016 a huge building project lies ahead. December’s coronation will stand as surely the most wretched, bloody, damaging act in the history of global organised sport

“People will die.”
Amnesty International

“You can never say again that you did not know.”
William Wilberforce

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» The 100 best male footballers in the world 2023

Erling Haaland has been voted the best player in the world for 2023 by our 218-strong panel, with Jude Bellingham finishing second

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» The 100 best female footballers in the world 2023

Aitana Bonmatí, Sam Kerr and Salma Paralluelo top the list of female footballers in the world in 2023 according to our judges

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» Erling Haaland voted the world’s best player – and he’s just getting started | Niall McVeigh

The Norwegian is only 23 but his devastating goal record has seen him voted as the No 1 player in the world by the Guardian’s expert panel

When Pep Guardiola tearfully claimed Manchester City could not replace the departing Sergio Agüero in May 2021, he didn’t just create a meme. Guardiola was soft-launching a global audition for his team’s new attacking talisman. An unsuccessful pursuit of Harry Kane in the summer of 2021 came between two title-winning seasons where Ilkay Gündogan (13) and Kevin De Bruyne (15) were the club’s top league goalscorers. Guardiola’s slick creative machine needed a new front man, and they found him in Erling Haaland.

Like Agüero before him – and in contrast to many of City’s most successful Pep-era signings – Haaland arrived as a bona fide superstar, a plug-and-play addition to an already stellar lineup. Whether he was a bargain is another question. The release clause paid was €60m (£51.2m), but some reports suggest Haaland’s five-year deal could cost the club in the region of £300m. And while there was an ominous logic to the move for City’s rivals, questions remained.

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